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A white apron features a vertical stack of illustrated romance novels with colorful spines. To the left of the books, black text reads: "I can cook, but I prefer to order take-out and read spicy romance instead. This apron is just for show."
: A woman wearing a white apron with black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron features a vertical stack of illustrated romance novels with colorful spines. To the left of the books, black text reads: "I can cook, but I prefer to order take-out and read spicy romance instead. This apron is just for show." The background includes white shelves, cutting boards, and kitchen items.
This picture is a close-up of the upper portion of the apron, showing the detachable straps at the neck.
A white apron features a vertical stack of illustrated romance novels with colorful spines. To the left of the books, black text reads: "I can cook, but I prefer to order take-out and read spicy romance instead. This apron is just for show."
: A woman wearing a white apron with black straps stands in a modern kitchen. The apron features a vertical stack of illustrated romance novels with colorful spines. To the left of the books, black text reads: "I can cook, but I prefer to order take-out and read spicy romance instead. This apron is just for show." The background includes white shelves, cutting boards, and kitchen items.
This picture is a close-up of the upper portion of the apron, showing the detachable straps at the neck.

Five-Star Reads, Zero-Star Recipes – Funny Apron for Fans of Romance Books (Free U.S. Shipping)

We designed this apron for the woman who knows her priorities: food delivered to the door and plot twists delivered to her heart.

Let’s face it: cooking is optional, but romance novels are non-negotiable - which is why you choose takeout and plot twists.

You could cook, but you'd much rather get lost in a love story.

Cooking? Overrated. Romance? Always a yes!

Apron Details:

  • 100% Polyester Twill
  • One-sided print
  • Black detachable twill straps
  • Machine wash cold
  • Do Not Bleach
  • Do Not Tumble Dry
  • Air Dry; Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 1"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$37.99
$37.99
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Sku: 41866681642573196280

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